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You know what iPhones aren’t as good as? BlackBerrys.
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Don’t believe it?
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1. Fine. Let’s prove it. First off, BlackBerrys came before iPhones. And it’s important to honour inventing things first.
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This is the world’s first BlackBerry. It’s a two-way pager and it was made in 1999. That’s eight whole years before the first iPhone surfaced in 2007.
2. BlackBerrys have keyboards.
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3. Which means this never happens.
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4. And this never happens.
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5. And this definitely never happens.
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6. Removing a BlackBerry’s battery is not a physical impossibility.
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7. So they’re really easy to fix when things go wrong.
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8. If you drop a BlackBerry, it won’t crack and subsequently deposit glass into your cheek every time you call someone.
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9. In fact, if you drop one, it’ll probably just survive.
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10. And if you get an email, your BlackBerry will blink at you.
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11. It won’t make a sound. It won’t vibrate. It’ll just quietly blink.
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12. BlackBerrys let you swap BBM pins by scanning another phone’s code. Which makes drunken number swapping child’s play.
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BBM is like What’sApp between BlackBerry users.
13. Emails come through waaaay quicker on BlackBerrys.
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BlackBerrys deliver emails in real time, rather than waiting and gathering them.
14. You can make BlackBerrys look really jazzy.
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15. And they have the world’s best games. Like Word Mole.
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16. And while Word Mole is the greatest thing ever, it’s not even slightly addictive.
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17. Look. Biebs agrees.
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18. And so does Eric Schmidt, the Chairman of Google.
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See!
19. Maybe that’s why BlackBerry “Fan of the Month” exists.
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20. And why this genius mug exists.
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21. And maybe that’s why Obama, the most powerful man in the world, is a HUGE BlackBerry fan.
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He actually is.
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